Skittles

Borderline-irritating (but usually funny) classmate on break, eating Sour Skittles. We've been talking about weird food combinations.

"Hey, put a green and a yellow one under your tongue. Just hold 'em there."
The class has somehow come to the conclusion that I know what I'm talking about on the most random matters.
After a few minutes, "What am I waiting for?"
"I don't know, but it kept your mouth shut for five minutes." Grin.

I got paid back for that later, but it was worth it.