Okay, good news, I do have a new mailing address.

Bad news, you'll have to get it from my sisters. I don't have it here at the library, and I've yet to completely memorize it.

Worse news, if you sent me anything between the 20th of March and now, it is probably never going to be seen again. I have no idea where it went, because messing with mail is a federal crime, but there does seem to be some sort of gaping abyss in the mail room.

So, before you send, facebook somebody in my family - they've got it.

Ross, that goes double for you, because otherwise you're going to forget.

Yes, you will. Quit arguing. I'm right.